my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(Source: westernkanye, via portraitofaghost)

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I don’t participate at all in school

jewliano:

I just sit there and look hot.

(Source: niggapus, via alisciakhalifa)

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katara:

what kind of friend would i be if i didn’t embarrass you in public 

(via yeoja)

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EXO - BABY DON’T CRY [DOWNLOAD]

(Source: kris-wu, via kuriasukai)

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If I like you, I like you.

euniceepark:

Don’t ask me why I like you because honestly, you’ll be hearing an endless story of why I like you. But in all honesty, I don’t know why I like you, like there’s no one reason why I like you. There’s multiple reasons, but just not one. I can’t explain my logic because even I can’t decipher why. So if I say I like you, just believe it because I don’t know why i like you. But there’s one thing I am certain of, it’s most definitely because you make me happy.

(via aniqueki)

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A very short lesson in Psychology:

  • When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside.
  • When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely.
  • When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret.
  • When a person can’t cry, that person is weak.
  • When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension.
  • When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted.
  • When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you.

(Source: shyieesolove, via phantasmaholic)

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I hate other people taking credit for what I did. Doing a crap job of the first copy of the group work doesnt make you seem more hardworking than others. Complaining how long you spent on one single powerpoint doesnt make you superior over others. Your other group members have to basically rewrite what you did because it was just plain bullshit; Your other group members have to pretend how much they appreciate your time and effort while listening to your endless complaints. I hate it. I hate that I can’t say anything about it and I hate to ruin our friendship. But I’d love to wake you up from that single-minded cockiness.

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Although doing school work is painful as hell, but when you actually complete it, words cannot describe the overwhelming happiness.

Although doing school work is painful as hell, but when you actually complete it, words cannot describe the overwhelming happiness.

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Every time my mother nags at me,

wowfunniestposts:

I’m always tempted to be like: 

But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race: 

what a funny blog

(Source: gigglingbean)

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  • me: hey I just met you and-
  • me: why are you walking away
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